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June 2012

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sometimes i am alone. sometimes when im alone i write things down. sometimes i post them online because i think i should.

Floating in the Windswipe


Oh if this moment could last!

Unfounded hysterical hijinks allow you to 

slide down the green ridge with a straw hat 

from the girl.  

The girl with the peach dress, now flowing in the windswipe, her giddy-up 

smile softens you and not only is it a game of chase: its a game of chance.

Now she’s on top of you.

She touches where its best; pulls where it gives; licks where its dry, ravaging the

ineptitudes of perceptual angst

so visceral.

Her toes curl around yours

and suddenly, you are the essence of two individuals

conjoined in a matrimony of lust and desire.  

She moans her confessions, and as

her golden brow locks create a cavernous abode of sweat and desire, 

you are paralyzed in the bliss of emotion as your thirst is quenched.

You soul is thirsty, and she engulfs you.

Oh if this moment could last!

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Jun 12, 2012

May 2012

6 posts

just another ordinary day INKLINGS

yee hawww a new inklings jam!  its called ‘just another ordinary day’.  its about invasions.

May 31, 2012
New Walkmen album - "Heaven" → youtube.com

kinda like a shitty, more boring version of the Strokes if ya ask me.  still nice tho.  definately a mutely pleasant song that doesn’t challenge anyone’s ears at all.

May 27, 2012
Modern Lovers - Roadrunner → youtube.com

this is a nice jam for roadtrippin/summer/joint tokin/fun/timz/yee.  

also, take note of how Wolf Parade references it in ‘Modern World’, the second song off of Apologies to Queen Mary, their eponymous, and best, album.  

May 27, 2012
road to nowhere inklings

new song. influenced by Allan Price and “O Lucky Man”.  Expect a more fresh version when i have another hour to record …  !!!

May 27, 2012
“Nazi theory indeed specifically denies that such a thing as “the truth” exists… The implied objective of this line of thought is a nightmare world in which the Leader, or some ruling clique, controls not only the future but the past. If the Leader says of such and such an event, “It never happened” — well, it never happened. If he says that two and two are five — well, two and two are five.” —George Orwell, “Looking Back on The Spanish War” (via ierasemyselfagain)
May 9, 20123 notes
It’s Languorous Ecstasy

                                       ‘The wind, on the heath

                                        Suspends its breath.’

                                                            Favart

It’s languorous ecstasy,

It’s amorous syncope,

It’s all the wood’s trembling

In the breeze’s embrace

It’s, in branches grey,

All the small voices singing.

Oh the fresh and frail murmur!

It sighs and it whispers,

Resembling the gentle cry

That the grass breathes when stirred…

Or, in cool water blurred,

Of pebbles mutely rolled by.

The soul that laments

In its hushed complaint,

Is ours, is it not so?

Mine, sung, yours again,

With that humble refrain

In this mild evening, so low?

                                              - Paul Verlaine

May 9, 2012

April 2012

4 posts

Apr 24, 2012105 notes
The End of Solidarity

(I am doctor Eduardo Suarez, and I present to you some of my most candid journal writings from my time as Mexican Minister of Finance, a post which I held from 1942 to 1944.  Contained within are writings kept during the Bretton Woods Committee of 1944.)

We have been driving for about 4 hours, traveling east from New York City.  I guess it was noon when I landed, but it’s hard to say with the overcast sky.  I have been sweaty, agitated and fatigued since I landed on a red eye from Mexico City.  I have not eaten, slept, or urinated since leaving my house at 914 Marcos Carrillo Drive.  After passing through customs I met up with the escort driver, and jumped into the back seat of a black Cadillac with a small selection of international delegates. 

On my right is John Maynard Keynes, the British representative.  Forever calm and collected, he speaks with a slow cockney drawl no matter how many brandy and sodas he has consumed.  He sits in the darkened corner of the limousine reading today’s ‘New York Times’. 

On my left is Holger Frei, the Swiss representative.  Tall and lean in his old age, his flowing moustache of white hides a bucktoothed smile.  Holger tells me he recently spent time in Greece, talking with the military leaders about potential invasions into Russia.  He says they are scared.  Small talk descends into silence as the hum of the tires captivates.  The chauffeur meanders through lowland meadows, and the scent of lavender wafts through the opened window and calms my oncoming headache. 

730 delegates from 44 countries have accepted an invitation from American President Franklin Delano Roosevelt to attend an International Economic Conference.  The American and British governments have called this meeting to try and set an international system of economic transactions.  The great Depression of 1929 was felt very strongly in Mexico; especially for the farmers.  Then the Second World War began, and though factories are churning out machinery and material for the war effort, national economies are running up increasingly high debts.  The hope is that international bodies will prevent the running up of debt and the preponderance of international conflict.  My mandate, handed down from the presidential office, is to fight for the creation of a standardized currency rate, and for lowering the import rates on American commodities. 

I know these are reasonable goals, but I can’t help but feel that this meeting of global figureheads can have much more influence than simply economic structures.  I want what’s best for the world, for the poor people in the word, for the children with hopes and dreams that get shattered because families cannot afford bread.  With reason and empathy, I believe humanity can move forward in peace and global solidarity. 

I turn eagerly to inform Keynes of my plans, but I turn to find the withering form of a man, his head slouched forward into his folded arms.  Now’s not the time for economics I suppose.

On the floor of the limo is a tourism pamphlet. “Striking Beauty, Natural Habitats and Endless Adventures Await in the state of New Hampshire” it advertises.  Underneath the quote is a picture of a station wagon driving through the hillside with fishing rods, a canoe, and a tent all packed into the car.  The license plate reads “Live Free or Die Young”.  I am disgusted by the narcissistic tendency in America.  In Mexico, the natural beauty of life presents itself in myriad forms each and every day; we have no desire to try and explain the latent power of Mother Nature.  Americans, on the other hand, try to constantly remind themselves who they are, and why they are so ‘great’.

II

We pull into the driveway of the chateau, greeted by a small party of American delegates.  The bald spot of shimmers in the sunlight.  His black beady eyes take all the focus away from his short stature, as he smiles sinisterly towards us in the encroaching vehicle.  I take a deep breath and prepare to face the renowned sloganeer-er and Conservative political antagonist, the infamous Secretary of State Harry Dexter White.    Ol’ Harry’ (as he is known by his gin sipping chum-buddies) gives each of us a short smile, a firm handshake, and a generic welcoming phrase.

“A yesss Holger, how pleasant to see you again!” he exclaims.

“The pleasure is all mine ol’ Harry”  (I guess he’s one of those gin-sippers) “I look forward to relaxing in the beautiful mountains of your country.  They rival some of the Swiss Alps in fact!”

“Why thank you Holger, the situation in your country is certainly grave at the moment.  Lets make this a memorable meeting in the annals of world history.”  Smiles, and Holger moves on.

Harry White addresses me with a broad smile and a pat on the arm.  “Greetings! And who do I have the pleasure of meeting?”

“My name is Eduardo Suarez, the Mexican representative.  A pleasure to meet you Mr. White.  Thank you for inviting us here to your secret utopia.  It really is so pleasant”. 

“Well how long have you been in office then, my man?” As White asks me he peers over my shoulder at Keynes.  They are economic rivals, while I am a newcomer into this world.

“Nearly two years” I respond while still shaking his hand.  “By the end of my term I hope to raise the standard of living in Mexico by a full percentage!  But, as you know, the global economic situation is simply atrocious.  It is such a big obstacle, especially for a country so economically dependent as ours.  It is my ambition to start some of the work towards global market comparability here at Bretton Woods.” 

Partially surprised by the level of my English, and perhaps taken aback by my ambition, my host took a second to focus his beady eyes.  “Well young man, one must make baby steps to create grand change in the world….  I trust you will find yourself at ease in the mountains of New Hampshire.”   Mr. White turns to address Mr. Keynes, leaving me and my plan for solidarity merely and afterthought.

The lush scenery and gorgeous architecture of the white stone mansion is invigorating.  I make my way into the building with Holger Frei.

“Look” he says, and points to American State agents standing guard around the courtyard, dressed in black, with guns at the ready.  “It is hard to feel at ease here already Eduardo”.

“Yes, I wonder if they think we will incite some sort of revolution or so.  Do you recall last years’ economic conference in Lake Placid?  The mysterious deaths of those Soviet diplomats are still unsolved”. 

“American antagonisms may bring this world to pieces.”

We trudge into the marble floored atrium.  I peer into the dinning room with its gold-rimmed tables and Baroque chandeliers, and remind myself not to let resentment towards American wealth creep into my speech. 

“Care for a drink in the back with the other delegates?” 

“O I couldn’t Holger, but thanks anyways.  Enjoy the scenery.”  I could hear delegation members convening in the back yard, sipping on Martini’s as I make my way up the central spiral staircase.

My room was on the seventh floor in the West Wing.  Nineteenth century posters of American politicians hang on the velvet-trimmed walls, and my bathroom is larger than my mother’s kitchen.  American wealth.  American narcissism.  You cannot have one without the other.

III

President Henry D. Roosevelt begins the Committee with a general address: “The economic health of every country is a proper matter of concern to all its neighbors, near and far.” 

 

Three commissions are to be established in order to conduct the work of the Conference: Commission I is charged with formulating the Articles of Agreement of the International Monetary Fund.  Harry D. White was to be the chair.  Commission II assumed the same responsibility with respect to the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, and Lord Keynes was to chair.  Commission III is to consider other means on international financial cooperation, and I was assigned the chair of this group. 

The first two days were very productive.  Under my watchful eye, the Commission set down the rules and regulations for the International Trade Organization (ITO). 

Only the American delegation was showing opposition.  I heard word of representative Cordell Hull engaging other delegates in antagonistic conversation during short breaks; attempting to convince the Australian, Indian, and Polish representatives that working within the American model was the best way forward.  Mexican representatives told me that meetings were being set up at late hours in the dungeons of the chateau, where Roosevelt and White were recruiting impressionable delegates from small nationalities like Columbia, Belgium, and even Italy.  So that is what the guards are for.  American antagonisms…

 These secret meetings began to have an effect.  By the second week, it became clear that any sort of economic restructuring would have to involve the banks.  I saw that I was up against a wallop of economists with very miniscule socialist leanings. 

The delegate from Brazil piped in: “Why would we look outside the banks?  They have been the sources and havens of money for a long time, and they should continue to act as such.   Furthermore, it is the role of the Western industrial powers to help the rest of the world to modernize.  In the Latin American context for example, countries like Columbia will be unable to advance without foreign aid.”

 The Indian delegate responded:  “Well, in the interest of economic prosperity, I can see a problem arising if we put to much faith in the banks.  What may happen is that debt becomes part of international trade; debt would be owed to these international banks, and this debt would only make it harder for countries to continue trading and investing.  The global structure bank cannot become a loan haven for everybody, because it will only perpetuate in a downward fashion.”

 Harry Dexter White, the bombastic American representative, interrupted the Indian delegate and began to ramble …  “Unhampered trade dovetailed with peace; high tariffs, trade barriers, and unfair economic competition, with war…if we could get a freer flow of trade…”  He paused, tightened his collar and continued.  “Freer in the sense of fewer discriminations and obstructions…so that one country would not be deadly jealous of another and the living standards of all countries might rise, thereby eliminating the economic dissatisfaction that breeds war.  Only if we make this step, then we might have a reasonable chance of lasting peace, and I think that it must be done in conjunction with banks, regardless of whether everyone wants it or not.”  Mr. White sat back down, sipped from his water, and the silence of the room made the click of my pen the most audible in the room.  What he said sounded accurate, but the vagueness of the remark contributed to the silence as much as the power of his words.

I cleared my throat, and racked my brain for a response. “Thank you Mister White for your comments, very insightful indeed.  I would like to remind everyone that we must continue with our mandate: what other means of financial cooperation can we look towards?”

The silence was deafening.  It appeared that not one of the delegates had any alternative solutions to the issue at hand.  The Australian delegate was scratching his ear, the Indian delegate was whipping his glasses, the Chinese man was writing some notes, and the English delegate had his hand raised.   Sir Herman Dunstable stood up.

“I feel that if we are to use the global framework like a bank, we must be wary of how much influence we give the economic powers.  I believe there should be a system in place whereby a nation can only engage in the export/import market when the deal is mutually beneficial.  All economic activity would have to flow through this global mechanism.  Any proposed trade that is too lopsided (either for the importer or the exporter) would be modified or prevented on these grounds.” 

This seemed like a legitimate middle ground position.

“So what would we call such an international body?”  I asked.

“I propose the name to be the International Clearing Union, or the ICU”, responded Mr. Dunstable.  “It is a theoretical economic governing body that I and John Maynard Keynes have created.  Ideally, it would act as a cooperative fund to help governments get through crisis.”

Murmurs of approval create the buzz of a beehive in late August when the pollen is most sweet.  The Indian delegate was raising his two hands to the heavens in approval.

 “Pardon me Mr. Suarez”, the voice of Mr. Hull interjected, “if I could respond to this proposition…”

 I nodded in apprehensive approval.

“Well, let me state that any form of mediating body in trade is not the role of government.  Our system of trade should be free market, and the market should determine the commodity prices based on amount consumed, produced, and desired.  What Mr. Dunstable has suggested reeks of socialist policy, and, dare I say it, the red mark of communism.” 

The den of beehives transformed into a rolling tidal wave encroaching on a rock-face.  Our basement meeting room felt like Azteca Stadium after Necaxa had defeated Americas.

 White raised his hand up to quell the noise.  “I have discussed this proposition with my American colleagues and the representatives of most Latin American nations.  We have been perfectly adamant on that point. We have taken the position of absolutely no.”

The tidal wave had spurted against the jutting rock, shot white spray high into the air, and crashed back down into the ocean with a bang.  The serene conglomeration of businessmen had turned into a room of excited fifth graders on the last day of school before summer. 

“Silence, silence!” I shout, but to no avail. 

 White continued: “I propose an alternative: The International Monetary Fund.  The IMF would function exactly like our national banks function today.  There would be a fund into which member nations could contribute money, and this money could then be loaned out to help countries pay off debts.  It would be a promoter of economic growth through international trade and stability.  Also, the commodity price on each item would reflect its worth in the global market.  What this sort of system promotes is the extension of the core-periphery model discussed recently in economic theory.  It is the understood role of larger economies to nurture the smaller countries and help them achieve economic.   Contrary to Mr. Dunstable and Mr. Keyne’s theory of a monitory structure that only creates mediocrity, I know that my model will push for global progress in a humane, efficient manner”. 

 Shock receded into intrigue, followed by a general consensus that such a plan made most sense.  The tsunami of antagonisms had transcended into camaraderie.  The Liberian delegate was shaking hands with Ibrahim Kamal, the Iraqi Senator and delegate; the Italians were chatting with the Columbians. 

I spotted John Maynard Keynes Keynes depart the room, and I followed them out.  I caught him in the stairwell to the basement, and asked him where he was going.  He turned, stammering and livid with rage with arms flailing: “I cannot bear to watch these sitting ducks follow along and get tricked by these American buffoons! To be perfectly honest, what we have just witnessed is the end of democracy on the global level.”  He descended farther down into the darkness of the stairwell, and I dared not follow him.

IV

I had been aware of White’s theory for a while.  If my memory serves correct, it was a week before the Bretton Woods conference that I read over his proposal.  Sitting in my study, with the portrait of Robert Owen peering over me, I read a treatise for an economic system that would gradually bring all other national economies under the influence of American government and business elite.  I recall that a torrential thundershower had submerged the city, and the rain clanged like gargantuan stones on my rooftop in the early morning.  

 The President and i had met next morning at 9 o’clock.  I told him we needed to fight against any sort of Conservative hegemonic international banking system, and that the document I read last night spelt out these exact terms.  The President heard my diatribe without even as much as a smile.  When I finished, he grabbed my hand, looked my in the eye, and said: “Compromise.  We as a derivative economy must compromise.  Up against the American’s there is little hope unless we do as we are told.  Look at Russia: do we really desire a Communist state?  No.  We must compromise.  I demand that you compromise at these meetings.  It is for the best interest of all Mexicans.”  Mr. President stood up, tightened his tie, turned, and left the room.  

V

The next day at lunch the French delegate was ecstatic.  “Ce absolutement magnifique! Now we can move forward and begin improvements to our country.”  The captivating and bombastic Mr. White had stolen the spotlight.  Grand nations like France were content with short-term gain in exchange for long-term economic subjugation. 

I peered through the windowpane, and spied a flock of ravens descend on the rotting carcass of a bunny.  They ripped mercilessly at the fur and flesh, heartlessly stuffing their beaks until the very last morsel was consumed.

 

Apr 21, 2012
motion sickness inklings

inklings —- motion sickness ——  

new song, this one i actually wrote :)

what do you guys think?

Apr 21, 20122 notes
willow tree inklings

Cover song #2 —- Willow Tree (Chad VanGalen) ——

Apr 20, 20121 note

March 2012

3 posts

Mar 7, 201257 notes
Mar 7, 20121,163 notes
realizationz 10:53

Absurdity is my own religion.  It warms my bones in winter months, as i sleep in frigid temperatures and ignore my ever encroaching soar throat.  Faith in the absurd lets me sleep soundly when our upstairs neighbours blare Celine Dion; pushes me to do lines of blow in school bathrooms; and allows me to appreciate every quirky sunbitch i come across, because why spread hate and judgement (when all you wanna do is boost your own shallow ego anyhow?)  Thank you Camus, for your enlightened wisdom.

Yours gracefully,

Alexander

Mar 6, 2012

maybe my favorite thing is faintly overhearing strangers whispering in the library.  it may be obtrusive for the completion of my essay, but that can wait.  i don’t really understand what their saying, and i dont really want to.  i just dig the sounds.  that, and someone not in your field of vision eating a bag of chips.  GOLDEN.

Feb 29, 2012

February 2012

13 posts

TUNZ WITH MY FRIENDZ

If you like to dance to guitar music then maybe my band will appeal to you.  

check it out, we just put two new songs up!

http://kurvitasch.bandcamp.com/

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Feb 26, 201212 notes

Williamsburg was an alright venue for indulgences ——  an old poolhall (read swimming pool) conveniently had a happy hour to trump all happy hours:  free Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum from 4 till 7.  I din realize i liked it till then, and gosh were Dave and i thirsty.   Such gracious American marketing ploys must explain how, within half an hour, my entire upper torso was scrawled in illegeball band names and first names of as many people in the bar as a could fenangle.  The idea was certainly both ambitious and frivolous: the physical compilation of a small subsect of favourite bands from Williamsburgers.  My ambition was to post all the names and bands up on this viral extension of my identity, but come the morning most of them had become illegible and my interest in the idea waned as i worried about getting my haggard self home and maybe, just maybe finding my fucking wallet.   So alas, my popularity music project, begun with such innocent gusto and verve (just ask all the participants who were initially put-off by my forewardness) fell to peices.  All i have is the slight memory of one girl writing a band on the side of my stomach that i really liked, and me thinking that it was cool that i knew them and she loved them too.  For the most part, i didnt know the bands.  

Eight AM, walking down Bedford, a wiry 60 year old hipster walking two german sheppards, dressed in black and a Bolan-esque bowler hat.   Across the street, a rundown but still operational automobile shop opens its creaking doors, sun reflecting of the pale blue insignia. A Cuban smokes a cigarette, hands already lathered in oil.  A pigeon walks in front, i stumble to avoid it.  Im disgusted with my habits, I promise to improve them, and I think of Billi Holliday. 

Feb 23, 2012
my friend matt showed me your blog. your music and writings are lovely, keep it up!

thank you dearly.  i was in fact enmeshed in your universe last night; i really love the images you post, and when you write, it is with such elegance.  

Feb 23, 2012
Feb 22, 2012238,919 notes
CHANGE MY WAYS INKLINGS

INKLINGS ___ CHANGE MY WAYS

Feb 17, 20121 note
word of the day 12:33

apt/apt/

Adjective:
  1. Appropriate or suitable in the circumstances.
  2. Having a tendency to do something: “she was apt to confuse the past with the present”.
Feb 7, 2012
brew tomorrow?

im real busy with school right now man, but lets meet on the weekend perhaps.  ill send u an email later in the week and see where your at…   ya tumblr is a strange little beast, im still confused by it myself ha

Feb 6, 2012
http://www.arbutusrecords.com/?page_id=30 → arbutusrecords.com
Feb 1, 2012

some bands have a great recorded sound but cannot capture an audience.  some bands have terrible recordings but are able to keep an audience and are great performers.   sean nicholas savage is a one man band that manages both of these things.  

Feb 1, 2012
dbonesaredope → youtube.com
Feb 1, 2012

January 2012

9 posts

Hey Man, it's Dylan. Is this the person I met on St. Laurent? Alex? You had a guitar and we talked about the possibility of doing some shows or something. I just made a tumblr thing so I'll get it going with whatever through this month. Get back to me if you want to grab coffee or beer and talk about some gigs.

yes this is one and the same Alex!  Nice to hear from you Dylan.  Yeah throw some tunes up there and we can book something for early march perhaps.  wanna grab a beer this friday perhaps?  

Jan 31, 2012
the angles

Were i to ponder

i, the young boy with the jet red hat wandering through the alley

as the sun rays reflect off the top of the building,

jutting so obtusely - what i want to become,

or what i will become, 

i would need too, have too, want too start

with the trajectory of my past, my present, and my future,

and think of it in terms of angles.

As an angle i would exist in sharp conjunction with the sky.

I would do battle with the sun,

Cutting its rays and destroying the warmth it sheds so carelessly.

I would be tall, red brick stoicism personified,

but cracked at the seams and course to the touch

in a graveyard of industrial memories and forgotten dreams.

So were i to ponder 

What sort of angle i would be,

I’d suffer no shame, but for the shame of individuality.

Jan 23, 2012
Jan 17, 20121 note
Time For Heroes INKLINGS

INKLINGS SINGS LIBERTINES ___ TIME FOR HEROES

Jan 17, 2012
gnarly fox trot

The far-reaching tale of madness and delusions of slandor *inducedbyfartomuchweed.  Must remedy with 9th cookie this quarter hour.  yep yep these are them days of beauty when everyone peace’s out and you get to munch on all the cookies in sight, sat naked in kitchen munching with the sun beating down and the cold winter icewinds winde round your window.  

Jan 17, 20121 note

 far to often one’s identity is based on the re-packaging and regurgitation of someone else’s thoughts or the ‘general’ understanding of news source’s and propagandized junk. Tis far to easy to be vague and somewhat accurate, but still wholly unintelligent.  I’ve noticed that inherent in my personality these past weeks.  Yikes.  Unwanted development that is wholly negative and repulsive.  Simply down to my pompous and juvenile desire to feel wanted and appreciated by friends and associates, the battle has become one of honesty versus superficiality.    \

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^^

**

<Maybe things just interest me on a superficial level>

Maybe i need to stop drinking st remy.  

Im a stoic in the morning, a beggar in the early afternoon, a wizard in the early evening, and a devil at night.

Jan 15, 2012
lost and found INKLINGS

INKLINGS ___ LOST AND FOUND 

Jan 10, 2012

Lester turns and spots Mss. Crabbit eyeballing the smallest hairs on the back of his head.  The one’s that have’nt seen daylight since lord knows…

Why Mss, i was just peering over the precipice to see what was down there!  Mischa followed - i told her not too - but she got herself in trouble not me.  Honest.

Lester, you know you are not supposed to peer over that precipice.  its out of bounds.  and besides, those people down there are dirty, uncouth, begging scumb that we have nothing to do with.  You have undermined my authority and ill be seeing you in detention again, for the third time this month let me remind!

Lester Pigget looks at his shoes, adopting a look of solemn foregiveness, the ‘ill-never-do-it-again’ face that he’s mastered ever since he found the secret precipice that exists behind the “DO NOT ENTER” sign at the back of the school grounds.  Fact is:  no hand-ringing from Crabbitt or any of the teachers at Ladbrokes Institute of Higher Learning will prevent him from getting down there.  Usually a reserved, pensive and quasi-thoughtful individual, Lester usually lets life pass before his eyes and refrain from judgement or even full inclusion.  Not much interests him, except for this crevace.  When he peered down he saw the immensity of nothingness, a black abiss of potential and destruction.  He thought of a dream he had a year or so ago, when he was falling in mid-air through the sky with books, guitars, clothing - the contents of his bedroom in fact - joining him in a free fall to eternity.  To most folks this would engender fear and dread; but not to Lester.  To this twisted little boy, the immensity of space insinuated individuality, a sense of freedom so personal that at times could his little mind conceive of its complexities.  

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Jan 6, 2012
we can feel young again INKLINGS

INKLINGS ___  WE CAN FEEL YOUNG AGAIN

Jan 6, 2012

December 2011

2 posts

“The propagandist’s purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.” —Aldous Huxley (via dostthouquotethme)
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November 2011

11 posts

Nov 26, 201171,981 notes
arcadia's for fools INKLINGS

INKLINGS ___ ARCADIA’s FOR FOOLS

Nov 24, 2011
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He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star

William Blake

Nov 18, 2011
heaven and hell INKLINGS

INKLINGS - HEAVEN AND HELL

(Influences include, but are not rendered solely to, social awkwardness and William Blake)

Nov 18, 20112 notes
Nov 18, 201175 notes
On and around about the theme (s) of the metalic structure's we refer to as cutlery. I may start a cult of cutlery.

Cutlery  - refers to any hand implement used in preparing, serving, and especially eating food in the Western world.

 Ok, this is obvious.  Cutlery, utensils, instruments of eating - we all know what cutlery is and what it is used for.  Forks are those weird prong-shaped objects used for jabbing into meat or tofu or what have you; knives are long slim blades that vary in sharpness according to their intended purpose; and spoons are those utensils with the one wider, rounded, concave end for liquid meals, rice, or Fruit Loops.  What might not so obvious to most of us is the history of cutlery: the how, why and when of cutlery’s introduction into Western culinary practice.  I certainly had never given any thought to the topic, but I was pleasantly surprised by some of the quirky stories i forked up.

Cutlery has a long, storied and turbulent history dating back to the Bronze Age (ie fuck-off longtime ago) but I will spare you the gory details, for it does not suit my purpose here.  What must be said is that cutlery as we know it today, by which I mean instruments fashioned out of iron, coincided with the Iron Age beginning in 1000 BC. 

Well no shit.

The Etruscans are credited with being the first people to mine for iron around this time. 

They were a very cultured and advanced race of people that resided in and around modern day Italy for centuries before the Roman Empire emerged.  They are lauded for their state-like government system, intricate and beautiful architecture, their innovations in music and art, and of course being the first race of people to eat dinner with iron forks.  Later the Romans would use brute force and cunning to overtake the Etruscans, selfishly adopting many of their practices (including cutlery!), and succeeded in assimilating them by the year 550 BC.   The great Etruscans died off, but the knife and fork lived on!

Fast forward to Europe six hundred years later, and imagine yourself in the dinner hall of an Italian Noblemen named Domenico Silvo, heir to the Doge of Venice.  All the guests are dressed in their finest robes, and silly court jesters’ parade around trying to get some laughs.  The special guest of honor tonight is Silvio’s future bride, a Byzantine princess visiting from Constantinople.  Everyone begins the feast as usual, using their hands to shovel food into their mouths and not thinking anything of it.  Everyone that is, except for the foreign princess, who refuses to dine with her hands.  Her resistance causes much uproar amongst the dinner guests and greatly offends the clergymen – for the dominating belief at the time was that God had bestowed upon mankind natural forks (their hands) and that to substitute this with metallic prongs was blasphemous.  Yet she insists this is barbaric, and upon revealing a small bag containing a gorgeous fork, enjoys her meal by cutting her food into small pieces.  This gave her a reputation as a prudish type; indeed, upon her death the Cardinal Bishop of Ostia noted it was caused by “excessive delicacy”.

So goes the legend of the forks’ introduction into the West. The dainty Turkish princess, who by refusing to yield to the hand-eating practices of Italian nobility, and ignoring Catholic bishops who were in all likelihood more like bigots, she became a martyr for the cause of cutlery.

Fast forward 200 or so years later, and the fork is now standard for all nobility and royalty across Europe.  They came to represent wealth and status – the nicer the fork you ate with, the more peasant’s you controlled or the more animals you farmed.  Forks knives and spoons were crafted into different shapes and sizes.  The idea that one might have four instruments to use at a meal (two types of forks, a knife and a spoon) was not uncommon.    As such it became entirely an instrument of the upper classes; peasants were likely still unaware of the fork’s existence.

“Forkish” snobbery reached its zenith in the late seventeen hundreds.  Daintiness and manners had become inherent in the idea of being “civilized”, and the thought of using one’s hands to consume food was considered “medieval” and barbaric” - not to mention a sign of your social status.  Lavish multi-course meals were served with a different set and type of cutlery for each course.  Teaspoons, soup spoons, forks of all different sizes, the spork and the sporf (combo’s of fork and spoon) – it was all just getting rather ridiculous.

It was not until the Industrial Revolution in the 1870s that cutlery became the symbol of the working classes as we know it today.   Production of forks and knives was centered in northern England (Sheffield, Wigan) and the Ruhr valley in Germany.  Factories sprung up and began producing cutlery on a massive scale, and the discovery of stainless steel in 1871 served only to expand production potential.  Over time the fork became infused with the blood, sweat and tears of the factory workers; cutlery lost its cachet as a rich-man’s luxury.  Now everyone had forks, and it was the hungriest of people that cared about them the most. 

All right, enough of this jibber jabber and historical nonsense; I hope it has not clouded your brain too much.  Considering that most of the people reading this will be struggling to make ends meet, and as such are appealed to anything that might be multi-purpose, I thought what might be pertinent is a consideration of the other ways cutlery can be used.  What follows are my un-edited reflections on the magical multi-purpose potential of your everyday eating utensils.

Forks

My ideas:  its pronged shape makes me think it would be a great gardening tool, like a poor (poor) mans hoe or spade   — Combined with a dark marker, you could have your own tattoo home-making set!  All you do is jab yourself in a certain pattern you desire ( I suggest avoiding the face), then color in the indentations with a marker and voila!  I’m not saying it won’t hurt, but some things are worth enduring you know?   ——  BACK SCRATCHER!   This has to be one of my greatest ideas in the last week.  Think about this for a second:  does your back really get the loving it deserves?   Do you loose sleep at night because your back itches in that one spot your hands can’t reach?   If your anything like me, then you treat your back like a foreign country compared to the rest of your body.  It’s the region that you never see or wash properly, always loosing out to the feet or ears or so. 

Now, I’m sure we’ve all at one point experienced the relaxing beauty of a back massage, or had an opportunity to sample a strange wooden rolling instrument built specifically for one’s back while visiting strange German relatives – ok, maybe not the second one, but you catch my drift.  My point is that there are great tools out there for your back that would probably make your life at least 2.5x better, but you just haven’t got that kind pocket money (especially not if it meant diminished weekly beer consumption), or the thought processing that would lead one to desire a “quality” back-scratcher.  So this is why the fork makes perfect economic sense!  

Knives – picking locks,  screwdriver,  ……. Knives are bit more difficult to pin-down.  Their primary use is just so efficient and important that my mind always returns to it. Perhaps, if one has a very creative mind, one could make some beautiful art out of knives, but I seem unable to think up any novel usages.  I guess all they can do is cut things; but they do it very well, and I guess that gives them their value. 

Spoons

I’ve always had instruments lying around the house.  Coming from a musical family, we all took lessons on various instruments and guitars were always lying around as well.  I didn’t really think much of it until I got to high school.  My friends thought it was so quirky to have all these instruments lying around but there’s nothing better to distract friends or random visitors than to have weird shakers or African drums lying around the living room.  It’s a great ice-breaker, not to mention a fun hobby, and we had many great jams up in my attic banging away on instruments together. Now I’ve moved cities and lost the luxury of using my father’s gear, but the joy of jamming still remains.  I sat around wishing I had drums for a while, but then I realized I had a solution right in my very house.   SPOON DRUMS  …..

… Id wager that sometime in the 1800’s some drunk guy at some party somewhere realized that holding two spoons together (facing away from each other), and banging them against a hard surface sounded a bit like a drum!   Genius!   They also make respectable mallets!!   This allows unmusical people EVERYWHERE to join in on the fun of making music and stop feeling so jealous (sorry, there’s my musicians complex rearing its ugly head again).  And if you don’t want to play the spoons, then give it to the person who has an awful voice but insists on singing along to every song even if they don’t know the words.  It may distract them from singing, and Lord knows that’s a good thing.

Those are my some of my thoughts on the mutli-purpose magic of our every day eating utensils.  So next time you find yourself lacking in inspiration, just think of what the spoon can do for you, and I promise your mood will improve.

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